Favorite Jokes by Kids Who Like to Visit MouseTV

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.

Barry: What did the cat say to the elephant?
Larry: Meow!

John: Speaking of elephants, what do elephants do for laughs?
Ron: They tell people jokes!

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Cross country skiing is great as long as you live in a small country!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body there?

One time I went to an art museum where all the paintings in the museum had been painted by children. All the paintings were hung up on refrigerators.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Student: A policeman, because I want to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Teacher: I didn’t know your dad was a policeman.
Student: Oh he’s not. He’s a burglar!

I used to own an ant farm, but I had to give it up. I couldn’t find tractors small enough to fit it.

Ashley: Will you ever forget me?
Danielle: No.
Ashley: Knock, knock
Danielle: Who’s there?
Ashley: See, you forgot me already!

Ben: What is the tallest building in the world?
Jen: The library of course, it has the most stories!

What do baby computers call their dads?
Data!

Beth: There’s a red house, a white house and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
Seth: In Washington D.C.!

Nick: What happened to the plant in math class?
Rick: It grew square roots!